James Theology

This Christmas is turning out to be ripe with funny James soundbites. He has already told me that Jesus wants a tractor birthday cake. Today, I was telling him how the wisemen brought gold, frankincense and myrrh to Jesus. I told him that was sort of like perfume or cologne. He sat there and thought about it for a second, then had a perplexed look on his face. 'They did not bring him myrrh! No! They brought him goldfish!' The question remains, did the wisemen win their goldfish at a carnival or did they bring them in cracker form?