They're taking over the world....

Here in the fine state of P-A, we give directions by saying 'turn right at the W@wa, left at the W@lgreens.' This is becoming a problem. W@wa, W@lgreens and Dunk1n Donuts are taking over the world. Giving these directions could get one very lost, given that it adequately describes 1 out of 3 street corners around here. I can think of 3 W@lgreens within 2 or 3 miles of us. They just built a new Dunk1n Donuts just a mile from another one. Its getting ridiculous! Will they only stop when each intersection is complete with a drugstore, a W@wa and a donut place? As Herber Hoover once said, "a hoagie in every hand and an orange-and-pink coffee in every cup holder."