Scientific Phenomena

I've discovered a strange and little known fact of the scientific world. Do you know the key to keeping ants, bugs, cockroaches, mice and other nasty critters out of your house? You guessed it! Keep your house so absolutely filthy that even the roaches can't stomach it.

After a week of scouring and scrubbing and ripping out flooring, we have not seen signs of any bugs, mice, or other nasty beasts, except in the shed. And that I can live with!