Friday, April 03, 2009

Left Behind

  • High School Diploma
  • Family Pictures
  • School Pictures
  • Ultrasound Pictures
  • Framed Kid Pictures
  • Two pairs of Reeboks
  • A tent
  • A box of cookbooks
  • A roasting pan with lid, new in the box
  • A giant beach bag full o' stuff, like jewelry, soccer balls, clipboards, random stuff
  • Loads of miscellaneous CRAP, like broken squirt guns, spare change, matchbox cars, nails, screws, dog poop (yes, inside), receipts, health insurance cards, etc.
The 'How the heck did they manage to do that' List of Damages
  • Both the finials from our curtain rod are off, and somehow they managed to strip them both out.
  • The upstairs bathroom door is broken on both sides.
  • A human-sized hole in the wall upstairs
  • Nail polish (a lot) on the new laminate floors upstairs
  • Nail polish on the wall
  • Gum on the floor
  • Two dimes, in separate rooms, corroded to the floor
  • Broken Snapple bottles and canning jars, literally all throughout the front and backyards
  • A gaping hole in the fence, where they had leaned a baby gate up (apparently our neighbor fixed it multiple times, only to have the kids break it down immediately afterward)
  • And, last but certainly not least, and one of my favorites: Pieces of a broken toilet scattered throughout the backyard (because really, if you were moving out the next day, the first thing you would do, instead of pack your junk and clean, would be to acquire a toilet somewhere, drag it into the backyard and break it into pieces. You would do that, right?)

1 comment:

mcwigginseses said...

What kind of animals are these people? Sick, sick, sick. Um, will the deposit even cover this damage?