Human Battering Ram

Tyler's face looks like he uses it as a human battering ram. He has scratches, bruises and bumps which seem to multiply daily. Running into walls, tripping on the sidewalk, and just all-around boy shenanigans. He just added two cuts this morning, and I have no idea how. He was playing with a yo-yo. Next thing you know he was screaming and had two little cuts on his face. Seriously! I feel like I should pin a note to his shirt saying 'Yes, my parents do take care of me. I just like to do my own stunts,' or something like that. I wish I could wrap him in bubble wrap and stick a helmet on his little noggin!