Friday, April 11, 2014

The Pet Stink Bug

The other day, I had the following conversation:

Tyler: Can I keep this stink bug for my pet?
Me: Only if you name him Cletus and sing him Happy Birthday.
Tyler: OK, I will call him Cweetus. La, la, la...happy, la! I am going to keep Cweetus in my ex-covery drawer.
Me: You mean your 'Discovery' drawer?
Tyler: No! My ex-covery drawer!
Me: OK
Tyler: (tucks Cletus in for the night)

Overheard the next morning: Drawer slides open and Tyler proclaims 'Uh-oh, Cweetus is dead!'

1 comment:

Terry and Linda said...

Hummmmmmm... a dead stink is that really so bad? :)