Its a Conspiracy

Yesterday I was looking all over for my keys. They were not in their normal spot, nor were they in the alternate spot. I was looking all over for them, thinking that this would be the time I couldn't find them. In the back of my mind, I always think that someday my keys are going to go MIA thanks to one of the kids and that I will never find them. Kind of like one of our cordless phones. We'll probably find it in 2034. Anyway, back to the keys. As I was rummaging around for them, James nonchalantly walks over and says 'Oh, are you looking for your keys?' 'Yes!' 'Well I hid them in your rubber boot.' And without skipping a beat, Katie walked up and said 'Ha, ha, joke's on you Megan!'