Newspapers and Broccoli

Tyler may be in Kindergarten. He may not be able to say his "R" and "W" sounds, but this kid has a vocabulary that boggles my mind. Here are some of his more recent statements:

• This parking lot is treacherous!
• (after asking him to tell Chappy which word he used to describe the parking lot) I don't remember. Did I say it was despicable? 
• Mom, the bathtub synthesizes cold water into hot water.
• Let me show you what I did with my Legos. I built it so that structurally it is strong.
• The other kids at school did not do it correctly.
• Mom, that is not correct.
• I can't conduct my experiment like that!
• Water from the ocean evaporates and goes up into the sky, and the clouds are made of stuffing and it collects water and when it gets full it rains.